This post was brought to you in part by the Shiba Prom Haiku Contest, which Tierce won.
Tierce: I am never going along with any of your crackpot schemes again!
Me: Don’t knock yourself. You’re a very talented poet.
Tierce: Burn in hell!
It was also brought to you in part by Filthy Farmdog soap.
Tierce was less than impressed by the whole contest winning experience. However, I was thrilled.
And, because I’m an evil dog owner who wants Tierce to suffer, I was ecstatic to make use of the Filthy Farmdog soap for the first time.
Tierce was not impressed.
But I was.
And the results were worth the damage to Tierce’s psyche
Beautiful work! Well done, both of you! (Tierce will live… really…)