plonk. Mischa (long suffering boyfriend): There is a Kong in my lap. Tierce (balancing on top of the couch): Yeah, I don’t know how it got there. Throw it for me, will you? Mischa: No. I’m resting. Tierce: But I’m… Continue Reading
Toby comes to visit Me: Remember Toby? He’s Chris’ dog. Tierce: Hell, yeah. He’s the Golden Retriever that I can beat up. Me: He’s 75 pounds. He’ll eat you. Tierce: Yeah. Whatever. Me: Hey Toby! Toby: HIHihi! Tierce: I could… Continue Reading
Me: Okay, go run around in the yard. Tierce: Yay! What are you doing? Me: Sitting with my laptop on the couch outside to make sure you don’t try to get through the gate again. Tierce: Spoilsport. Me: Yup, just… Continue Reading
Me: Here, Tierce! Get the ball! Tierce: YAYYY! Throw it! Throwitthrowitthrowit! Me: (toss) Tierce: YAYYY! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Me: Okay, get it! Tierce: Bounce! Bounce! Pounce! Me: Good boy! Now bring it back here! Tierce: … Me: C’mon, bring it… Continue Reading
Me: Tierce! Tierce: What? Me: We’re going for a RIDE! Tierce: Is that my harness? Me: Um, no… Tierce: Liar! Me: Tierce! Tierce: I hate the harness. Me: Don’t run away from me! Tierce: I’m not coming near you, crazy… Continue Reading
Vet and staff: Oh, no, another Shiba! Tierce: Doo-de-doody-doo… hey, cheese! Me: Yeah, the vet’s office is a WONDERFUL place, isn’t it? Staff: He’s friendly?! Vet: I don’t have to muzzle him?! Tierce: I get to eat hamburger! Me: What… Continue Reading
Tierce: It’s hot. Me: Well we’re at the lake. Go swimming. Tierce: No. Me: Why? You like splashing around in it. Tierce: If it touches my back, it will swallow me up. Me: It will not. See? I’m swimming. Tierce:… Continue Reading
Tierce: Ooo, let’s go out for a walk! Me: I don’t want to. Tierce: But it’s sunny outside and there’s things to smell! Me: Leave me alone. Tierce: … Tierce: I bet you want to. Look how bright it is… Continue Reading
Me: I need your help to practice showing with Tierce. Tierce: Ew. Boyfriend: What am I doing? Me: You’re going to be the judge. Boyfriend: Okay, what do I have to do? Tierce: Let me go! Me: You come up… Continue Reading
Tierce: What are you doing? Me: Getting out the vacuum. Tierce: It’s evil. Me: It is not evil; it’s what stands in the way of your undercoat staging a coup of the entire house. Tierce: It growls at me. Me:… Continue Reading