Tierce: Ow! Stupid cone! Me: We can’t let you lick yourself. Tierce: Owww… why is this happening to me? I never want to go to the vet’s again. Me: You got neutered. Tierce: What’s “noodered”? Me: It’s where you remove… Continue Reading
Me: Well, it’s good to not have to drive home after the event. Friend: Here’s the bed. I’m afraid that we couldn’t move the rabbit’s pen, but she shouldn’t be too noisy. Me: Rabbit? Tierce: Rabbit? Me: Thank Dog we… Continue Reading
Me: I wish we had another dog for Tierce to play with. Boyfriend: Mmmhmm? Me: I was thinking of a Collie or something. A farm collie, not a Rough collie or a Border collie. Boyfriend: I’d like a dog with… Continue Reading
Tierce: Out? Me: Mmmf. Tierce: I wanna go out. Me: MMrrrf. Tierce: OWWWWUUUTTT? Me: NNNGH. Tierce: AAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWOOOOOUUUUTTTT? Me: MRRNNNGGHstupidfuckingdog,hateyou,stupid,owmytoe,yesi’mtakingyou Tierce: OOWWWAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOUUUUUUTTTT? Me: Shut UP! I’m taking you out! Tierce: *leap* Door: *BANG!* Me: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! I’M COMING… Continue Reading
Me: Tierce! Tierce: What? Me: We’re going for a RIDE! Tierce: Is that my harness? Me: Um, no… Tierce: Liar! Me: Tierce! Tierce: I hate the harness. Me: Don’t run away from me! Tierce: I’m not coming near you, crazy… Continue Reading
Tierce: Ooo, let’s go out for a walk! Me: I don’t want to. Tierce: But it’s sunny outside and there’s things to smell! Me: Leave me alone. Tierce: … Tierce: I bet you want to. Look how bright it is… Continue Reading
Me: I need your help to practice showing with Tierce. Tierce: Ew. Boyfriend: What am I doing? Me: You’re going to be the judge. Boyfriend: Okay, what do I have to do? Tierce: Let me go! Me: You come up… Continue Reading
Tierce: What are you doing? Me: Getting out the vacuum. Tierce: It’s evil. Me: It is not evil; it’s what stands in the way of your undercoat staging a coup of the entire house. Tierce: It growls at me. Me:… Continue Reading
Tierce: What are you doing? Bravewolf: Nothing. Tierce: But it looks like fun. Mischa: Never mind. Tierce: But you’re playing. In the bed. Under the blankets. Bravewolf: Yes. We are. Glad we’ve sorted that out. Now. Get. Out. Of. The.… Continue Reading
Bravewolf: Guess what time it is? Tierce: Time to give me that hamburger defrosting on the counter? Bravewolf: No. Tierce: Time to go out for another walk? Bravewolf: Nope. Tierce: Time to play with my Kong? Bravewolf: (Holds up nail… Continue Reading