Tierce: Another boat? Me: We’re going to an event in Gibsons. Tierce: This place smells like diesel. Me: That’s because this is the vehicle deck. Tierce: What’s that? Me: The ocean. Tierce: It looks wet. And cold. Me: Yeah. I’d… Continue Reading
Me: What is this? Tierce: Looks like a paper bag. On the floor. Yep, that’s what it is. A paper bag on the floor. Me: Correction. It used to be a paper bag. Now it is a soggy collection of… Continue Reading
Me: I can’t believe Tierce is 5-and-a-half already. Mischa: 5-and-a-half already. Are you 5-and-a-half, little puppy? Tierce: Keep petting me. Me: Can you imagine how it would be if he were a kid, how annoying he would be? Mischa: More than… Continue Reading
Me: Hey, look, Tierce. I got my Groomy Pet On The Desk Shiba today. Isn’t it cute? Tierce: Meh. Me: Awww! How could woo wot wuv him? Tierce: Look, is this a toy for me to destroy? Because otherwise I’m… Continue Reading
Me: Well, I’m home. Tierce: That’s so awesome! Bring me anything? Me: Hang on; I’ve got to get my stuff off. Tierce: … Me: Okay, there we go. Hi, Tierce! How’s my ‘ittle puppy? Tierce: Can I go outside? Me: … Continue Reading
Me: Are we there yet? Mischa: Yup, get out. Me: I love our new car, but that paint the former owner used to spruce up the interior is making me ill. Mischa: It’s just a few more minutes. We’ll stop… Continue Reading
I’ve been working on NaNoWriMo for the past couple of weeks… here’s an excerpt: Tierce: You know, if there are aliens watching us right now, they would figure that we ran things and you just follow us around with bags,… Continue Reading
Mischa: Bedtime for puppies. Come on, Tierce. Bedtime! Me: You are just ga-ga over that dog. Mischa: *scoops Tierce up and cradles him like a baby* No. Me: Ahuh. Mischa: Awww… look at da wittow puppy. *Carries Tierce over so… Continue Reading
Me: Here, Tierce, time to go out. You can go out in the yard without a leash this time. Tierce: Awesome! Me: Oh, I hope so. Tierce: This is so cool! Me: Do you know what is expected of you?… Continue Reading
I’m totally not begging. Really. I’m just observing your eating habits. It’s fascinating, the culinary behaviour of humans. Just fascinating. If you don’t mind, what is the origin of that cheese-covered bread crust peeping at me from the upper left… Continue Reading