This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
http://www.fidocastingcall.ca/dogs/178
Tierce: I’m not smiling, I’m panting.
Me: You’re smiling.
Tierce: It has nothing to do with what you humans view as a pleasant expression.
Me: Well, your breath doesn’t; that’s for sure.
Tierce: I can’t help my breath; I’m a carnivore feasting on living flesh.
Me: The only living flesh you’ve ever feasted on was that disgusting rat you were dragging around last week.
Tierce: I can’t help that I was born a fierce hunter.
Me: Of what? Squeaky toys?
Tierce: DON’T JUDGE ME!
