Me: Hey, the prize for the Shiba Prom Haiku contest came in.
Tierce: Oh, goodie! What did they bring me?
Me: Hang on, let’s see. OH MY DOG, STUFF FROM WANKODO. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Tierce: Wanker-what?
Me: Wankodo. The most awesome store in the history of Japan. SQUEE! STICKERS!
SWAG!
Tierce: And the stuff for me is… where?
Me: A necklace with a Shiba on it! Cool!
Tierce: There’s… no treats. It’s all stuff for you. That’s so depressing.
Me: No, they included something for you.
Just for filthy little Shibas.
Tierce: That’s not funny!
Me: Sure it is. Filthy Farmgirl only makes soap out of the finest in Shiba torture ingredients. It smells pretty nice, too.
Tierce: I’m turning my back on you. Right. Now. Enjoy your stupid human prizes.
Look at me! All blinged out and stuff! Look at Tierce! Not caring.
Me: Oh, I will. Especially the soap.
Thanks to the awesome people at Shiba Prom for a terrific prize! The Shiba Prom is an annual event that brings Shibas from all over the Internet to party it up for a night of fun, games, contests and raising money for needy Shibas! They also organize events throughout the year. Check them out at ShibaProm.org, their Facebook page, Shiba Prom Youtube channel, and @ShibaProm on Twitter, where it all started.
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