We don’t care if it hurts. We don’t care if you don’t want to. We don’t care if you’re sick. We don’t care if you’re injured. We don’t care if you’re dying.
You are going to do this.
You are going to haul your lazy ass out of bed and pull on your clothes. Then you’re getting that same ass outside – whether it’s sunny, rainy, windy, snowy, hailing, tornado…
You made a commitment and we’re going to see that you stick to it. We’re simultaneously the cheapest and most expensive personal trainers you could have hired.
You’re pathetic and out-of-shape, but we’re going to fix that. You’re going to walk until you die, because right after you die, we’re going to decide, finally, to take that poop you’ve been begging us to do for the last hour.
Too bad about your pneumonia.
It’s been five hours and we need to pee. Again.
