This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Me: Tierce, it’s Halloween!
Tierce: Yeah, the day you get candy and what do I get? Nothing. Nothing and firecrackers.
Me: Well, I guess this might not be as much fun for you as it is for me, but hey, I made you a costume!
Tierce: Oh, great. This makes it all better.
Me: You’re a cute little ghost!
Tierce: You mean I’m dead and this is Hell? I believe it.
Me: No, look, I cut holes in it and everything!
Tierce: Aren’t those supposed to be eyeholes?
Me: Well… they didn’t come out as close together as I wanted. At least your ears have room to move.
Tierce: And I can’t see to bite you and add some horror to your Halloween. Oh, yes, you’ve planned this very well.
Me: It’s win-win! For me.