This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Tierce: Sunset? Are you serious? I’ve never appreciated a sunset in my life.
Me: I wanted to show people that you’re a part of nature.
Tierce: I thought I did that the last time I got out of the house.
Me: No, that just showed people that you’re an asshole.
Tierce: Look who’s swearing now.
Me: You naturally bring it out in people.
Tierce: So, given up on me being a star? You missed the last three days of posting about me.
Me: Eh, I don’t think it’s going to do much good. You’re nearly 400 down.
Tierce: It can’t be because people don’t recognize my natural awesomeness; it must be because you’re a crappy marketer.
Me: Thanks ever so. I’ll have you know that marketing via social media is one of my *skills*.
Tierce: Oh, wait, I get it! This is like Superman pretending to be Peter Parker, right? You’re just pretending to be an all-around dumbass?
Me: Peter Parker was Spiderman, dumbass.
Me: Look, I’m just trying to associate you in people’s minds with sunsets and beautiful, positive things and all that. You know, so they’ll vote more.
Tierce: And how is that marketing campaign going?
Me: Come to think of it, like a Tom Cochrane song.