This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Me: OH NOEZ!
Me: Poor puppy!
Tierce: What? Did the slop you feed me run out?
Me: No… it’s BATHTIME!
Tierce: Fuck that shit!
Me: Too late. And watch your mouth.
Tierce: I hate you. I’m going to die hating you. And your fascist regime.
Me: That’s your prerogative.
Tierce: YOU’LL NEVER SUBDUE ME! THE FREE SPIRITS OF SHIBAS EVERYWHERE WILL LIVE ON!
Me: Stand still.
Tierce: Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to Dog!
Me: I’m pretty sure you’re misquoting that. I’m going to get your shampoo. Don’t mo-
Me: GET BACK HERE!
Tierce: To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Me: You never in your life read Moby Dick!
Tierce: Help me!
Mischa: I don’t interfere in these kinds of things.
Mischa: Actually I was the one who suggested that you have a bath before we go to Victoria.
Tierce: You’re not my real owner!
Mischa: Tierce, I am your owner.
Tierce: I give up. This is horrible. Life isn’t worth living anymore.
Me: If you could just stay in that suicidal depression until you have your bath, I’d appreciate it.
Tierce: Gone. All gone. The water leeches away my will to live. Hopeless. All is gone.
Me: There. You’re done, you big whiner.
Me: Why me?
Tierce: LOOK AT ME! I CAN RUN AROUND THE COUCH FIFTEEN TIMES!
Mischa: That’s nice, Tierce.
Tierce: I AM FIERCE SHIBA! LOOK AT HOW I SUBDUE THIS SQUEAKY TOY.
Mischa: Mmm hmm.
Tierce: How come you don’t ever bath me?
Mischa: I like being the good cop.