This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Me: Aw, puppy’s on the swing.
Tierce: You put me here.
Me: You look pretty relaxed.
Tierce: Compared to some of the humiliation you’ve put me through, this is nothing.
Me: You see? You’re so cute when you’re doing human things!
Tierce: Like anthropomorphizing?