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Me: That’s interesting.
Tierce: What?
Me: This gingerbread man has an arm missing.
Tierce: That is interesting.
Me: It didn’t before you ‘accidentally’ tipped it off the plate.
Tierce: Hey, shit happens. Nothing to do with me.
Me: Right. So, in theory, if this ‘accident’ happened in a small area – say a small table outside a cafe – the arm should still be there.
Tierce: Maybe it fell down a crack somewhere.
Me: I’m thinking it fell down the crack behind your tongue.
Tierce: You’re just imagining things.
Me: Isn’t that crystallized sugar stuck between your teeth?
Tierce: Um… no.
Me: You’re not very convincing.
Tierce: Look, I’m just concerned for your health. You’re not the thinnest person on the planet.
Me: Says the dog that’s 3 pounds overweight.
Tierce: Hey, I’m just looking out for your welfare. I’m only thinking of you.
Me: And my gingerbread.
Tierce: And your gingerbr- wait, no. You! Just you.
Me: Right.
Tierce: But while we’re on the subject, are you going to eat the whole thing?
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