Me: Well, here we are.
Darko (Caanan/Rottie/Shepherd X): HIHIHIHIHIHIHI
Me: Come inside, Tierce.
Darko: Hey! You should meet my roommates!
Frenzy (cat): Well, look who we have here. Didn’t I trap you in the laundry room the last time you came over?
Deunan (cat): Is that the dog who was cowering in there?
Frenzy: Yep. Hey, look, his tail’s down again.
Tierce: IT’S LOOKING AT ME.
Ravage (cat): Hey, there, handsome.
Tierce: STAY AWAY. KEEP YOUR EVIL PAWS OFF ME.
Ravage: Honey, you are just too cute!
Tierce: I MEAN IT. COME NEAR ME ONE MORE TIME AND I’LL-
Tierce: NNNNGH! *runs under the table and cowers near my feet*
Me: *laughing and pointing*
Tierce: I hate all of you.
Frenzy: Hey, look at what happens when I do this! *pokes paw in Tierce’s general direction*
Me: Tierce, he’s not even touching you.
Darko: WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID? LOOK I TOUCH KITTIES. KITTIES FUN! KITTIES PLAY!
Tierce: You poor, deluded creature.
Deunan: Hey, look what happens when you do this! *stares*
Deunan, Frenzy, Ravage: *STARE*
Me: We really have to have regular playdates here.
Tierce: BURN IN HELL