This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Tierce: Are you happy exposing my private life to everyone?
Tierce: You know, to be accurate, that isn’t a bounce. It’s a leap.
Me: ‘Bounce’ sounds cuter.
Tierce: Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let’s not tell them that this was just a moment of crazy because I was free of your instrument of oppression for a few precious minutes.
Me: You mean the leash?
Tierce: I mean fetters of slavery!
Me: You would run into the street if I didn’t have you on a leash.
Tierce: And you crush free expression!
Me: I don’t think a bloodstained bundle of orange fur on the side of the road really paints a compelling picture of ‘free expression’.
Tierce: You are an enemy of Art!