This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Me: Move over.
Tierce: But I’m comfortable here.
Me: I don’t care. I’m wedged between you and Mischa in an unnatural position.
Tierce: Is it ‘unnatural’ to sleep with your loving dog on the bed?
Me: It’s unnatural for me to sleep in a position that corpses usually take after they’ve been shot several times.
Tierce: You’ve been thinking about this a lot.
Me: Look, Mischa is perched on the end of the bed. We need our sleep, Tierce. We need it so we remember to feed and walk you during the day.
Me: Thank you. I’m just going to move ov-
Stuffed toy: SQUEAK
Me, Mischa: WHAT THE FUCK!
Tierce: Oh, yeah, I took some things to bed with me. I don’t like to sleep alone.