Why Should You Vote For Tierce?

I’m thinking up reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest.  I’m going to be running one of these reasons every day until November 15.  Stay tuned for a month of Tierce!

Vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call Contest!

http://www.fidocastingcall.ca/dogs/178

Tierce: You’ve posted this picture before.

Me:  Well, it’s a cute picture!

Tierce:  It was a cute picture before you started plastering it all over the Net.  My Dog, can’t you humiliate me in private?

Me:  Oh, revenge is sweet.  It’s like chocolate mousse without the calories.

Tierce:  I wouldn’t know, since you’ve never let me have chocolate.

Me:  Chocolate is toxic to dogs.

Tierce:  Like I’d believe anything you told me about something you want to have all to yourself.

Me:  Keep it up and I’ll make you a big bowl of it.

Tierce:  Oh, now you’re trying to kill me.  Aren’t you being a little hypocritical, supporting all these dog rescues and animal welfare organizations?

Me:  No, because those are for grateful dogs who don’t humiliate their owners.

Tierce:  There you go, chipping away at my self-esteem again.

Me:  That would be like trying to wear away the foundation of the Statue of Liberty using a duster.

Vote for Tierce and his incredible ego in the Fido Casting Call Contest!

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