This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Tierce: Because… I collect seashells.
Tierce: I’ve never been interested in a seashell in my entire life.
Me: You like seashells.
Tierce: Well, there was that time Mischa was cooking and accidentally dropped an oyster on the floor, but other than that… no.
Me: Oh, you like seashells.
Tierce: I really don’t.
Me: YOU LIKE SEASHELLS. BECAUSE YOU’RE SPECIAL.
Tierce: Okay! Okay! I like seashells! Geez, you and your delusions of fame and fortune.
Me: Shut your mouth and keep piling them up. I want to take another picture.