Tierce and the FIDO Casting Call

Me: Wow, I’ve uploaded your photo to the Fido Casting Call contest and you’re number 13!

Tierce: Fido Casting Call?

Me: You could be in a commercial.

Tierce: What would I have to do?

Me: I dunno… look cute, I guess.

Tierce: I could look cute right here.

Me: Well… it’s just better on television.

Tierce: That box you stare at that sounds like static?

Me: Yeah, that box.

Tierce: Why do you want me to be in that box? Isn’t the crate enough?

Me: No, it would just be your picture.

Tierce: You’re gonna put my picture in the crate and me in the TV. I always knew you had some kind of ulterior motive for owning me.

Me: No, your picture would be in the TV.

Tierce: Well, I’m not going to do it for nothing. What’s the pay like?

Me: Cheese, maybe some bologna or dried liver.

Tierce: I’ll think about it… no promises, though.

Me: Well, you don’t even know if you’re going to win.

Tierce: Of course I’ll win! I’m superior to all those other dogs.

Me: OH MY GOD! YOU’VE SLIPPED TO NUMBER 18! MUST FACEBOOK ALL FRIENDS EVER KNOWN TO VOTE!

Tierce: Uh…

Me: Oh and Twitter, too! Can’t forget Twitter!

Tierce: …you’re getting a little intense about this.

Me: And maybe I should do some kind of mailout. You know, nothing vulgar or garish; just a couple of chain letters.

Tierce: Says the person who thinks Snopes is a demigod and posts rants about email forwards.

Me: IT’S ALL WORTH IT! FAME! MONEY! FORTUNE!

Tierce: Well, if you wanted money, you shouldn’t have gotten a dog.

Me: My dog will be famous…!

Tierce: Er… does the dog have anything to say about this?

Me: NO. DOG IS AVATAR OF SELF. DOG WILL REPRESENT SELF WHENEVER DOG IS TOLD.

Tierce: Says the human to the Shiba. Good luck with that.

Me: Hey, I should write something for the blog about this!

Tierce: Yeah, you go do that. I’ll be chewing an escape route through the front door.

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