The Westwood Off Leash Dog Walk

Filthy Shiba Inu

 

Me:  Tierce!  Tierce!

Megan (friend):  Where’d he go?

Angela (friend):  Up in the bushes.

Me:  Yeah, about the discussion on obedience we were having…

Tierce:  Here I am!

Me:  Oh my DOG.

Angela/Megan:  What?  Oh, my GOD!

Tierce:  What?

Me:  WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ROLLING IN?

Tierce:  Um… nothing?

Me:  You’re filthy!

Angela:  Looks like he rolled in something.

Megan:  Smells like he rolled in it, too.

Tierce:  You know, you totally place too much emphasis on appearances.

Me:  How did you manage to get it just on your face and not on your body?

Tierce: Oh, I’m talented like that.

Angela:  Oh, is he ever!

Megan:  I’m sure glad we drove my husband’s car here.

1 HOUR LATER…

Tierce:  I hate you.

Me:  You should have thought of that before you decided to try your mud mask.

Tierce:  I hate this chair!

Me:  The showerhead can’t reach the filthy crap you have on your chest if you’re on the floor.

Tierce:  I’m fine with that.

Me:  I’m not having you smear the putrid remains of whatever dead body you found up in Westwood on the carpet!  Now hold still!

Tierce:  We just don’t approach hygiene the same way and your prejudice saddens me.

Me:  Shut up and stop trying to jump off the chair!

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5 Comments

  1. The word “Tierce” and the phrase “off leash” together are truly frightening. So is the pic.

  2. If you’ve seen Jurasic Park…He looks like a Spitter…Delaphasaurus? IDK…It’s too cute though…Oh Tierce..you are fun to follow!

  3. One of the joys of living in an area with salmon runs–
    your dog decides to roll his/her entire body in dead salmon! Yuk! (And they also have nasty parasites if I recall correctly.)

  4. “We just don’t approach hygiene the same way and your prejudice saddens me.”

    Eeeeehehhhehehee.

    I fear to imagine the stench that must have been emanating from his majesty’s royal mane.

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