The Amazing Pot Lid

Me:  Here, Tierce, time to go out.  You can go out in the yard without a leash this time.

Tierce:  Awesome!

Me:  Oh, I hope so.

Tierce:  This is so cool!

Me:  Do you know what is expected of you?

Aluminum pot lid:  I’ll do my best.

Me:  That’s all I ask.

Tierce:  Doodeedoodeedoo, peepeepeepee.

Me:  Tierce, front!

Tierce:  Yeah, whatever.

Me:  Tierce.  Front.

Tierce:  Maybe some other time.

Aluminum pot lid:  WHAMBANGCRASH!!!

Tierce:  WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!  THAT NEARLY HIT ME!

Me:  TIERCE, FRONT!

Tierce:  YeahsureokayI’mhere.  What was that?

Me:  The best feeling I’ve had in two years.

Tierce:  Uh… okay.

Me:  Hey, go have fun.  Run around some more.

Tierce:  Okay…

Me:  That was great.

Aluminum pot lid:  Glad to oblige you.  Again?

Me:  Let’s see what he does.  Tierce, front!

Tierce:  I’m coming… hey that smells interesting…

Me:  Tierce, FRONT!

Tierce:  In a minute.

Aluminum pot lid:  WHAMBANGCRASH!

Tierce:  WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!  THAT NEARLY HIT ME!

Me:  TIERCE, FRONT!

Tierce:  YeahsureokayI’mhere.  Dude, this is seriously freaking me out.

Me:  You’re a good boy for coming when called!  What a good boy!  Okay, go have fun.

Tierce:  …Okayyy…

Me:  Tierce, front!

Tierce:  You called?

Me:  Yeah.  That was awesome.  You’re such a good boy.

Tierce:  Yeah, I am.  So, you mean if I come when I’m called, that UFO isn’t going to make a huge freaky noise right in front of my face?

Me:  Yeah, more or less.

Tierce:  Wiiieeeeerrrrd…

*** Two Weeks Later ***

Me:  Tierce, front!

Tierce:  Right away!

Me:  GOOD boy!

Tierce:  Yes I am.  You know, I’ve never seen that UFO since that night.

Me:  Oh, it’s out there.  Watching.  Waiting for you to slip up.

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