Worst. Website. Ever.

This website will tell you everything that you never knew about the wolf.  Apparently, while we have been mistaking them for wild canines with their own instincts and behaviour patterns, these “wolf” breeders have discovered that:

Wolves are really cats, they are really Lassie, only a wolf

Since our wolves are not aggressive and not natural born killers, our animals are raised not to hurt anything including your pets or livestock. They are gentle.

Just let them run loose with your lambs and small children!

Wolves don’t have prey drive, they’re ideal for guides for the blind and day care centres and truckers

Since our wolves eat puppy food they have no need to hunt and so show no signs of aggression towards other animals.

You see, they aren’t actually wolves.  They’re angels in furry clothing.

Wolves are better than any guard dog that ever lived, they are telepathic through smell, they are living sponges and are insect-repellent

Feline wolves eat bugs including flies, scorpion , ants yes even red ants, and spiders like tarantulas.

Wolves could even take care of a fly and tic problems.  A wolf has the ability to soak up moister through their skin.  When the fly or tic get on the wolf the moisture is sucked out of pests which kills them.  Over time they could clean your yard from these nuisances.

So there you go folks.  Wolves are actually avatars for The Great Spirit of Nature.  Lassie has nothing on these wolves.  They could take on Chuck Norris and win.  If you took these wolves to Afghanistan, they would find Osama bin Laden in three days and then alert American troops to his position by howling in Morse Code.

Sign their guestbook!  Thank the nice people for telling you all about wolves.


Not about Shibas, but of interest to any dog lover

Arkansas city releases shelter dogs into national forest

I wish to Dog this was an Onion news article, but it’s not.

“They are better off free,” Mayor James Valley said Thursday. “Pardon the pun, but it was just something that was dogging us. So it would be easier for us until we get a facility and have a plan that we just not be in the animal shelter business.”

Here is a blog entry with a letter from the mayor concerning the incident.

…we are or have released all but a few our those animals heretofore housed at the sanitation shop. We fed and watered them and took them to the St. Francis National Forest and released them to freedom.

Isn’t it ironic that St. Francis of Assisi is the patron saint of animals? Unfortunately the St. Francis National Forest is not the patron park of domestic dogs. Bear, coyote, and alligators are all residents of the park, as well as bats, raccoons and foxes which can carry rabies. Valley has just released ten potential vectors of rabies, not to mention species-specific diseases. Not to mention the fact that Valley states that “[o]ne of our animal control officers has been to the hospital three times in as many months. Twice for bites and once for a severely sprained ankle growing out of incidents with these animals“. What happens when these hungry dogs come across people? Kids coming home from school? Pet animals? Livestock?

Do not just point fingers at the mayor! Gloria Higginbotham, director of the Humane Society of the Delta stated that “the animals were “better off” fending for themselves.”

Well, looky here: Mayor Valley’s Journal where he tells us that he can be reached at City Hall, 98 Plaza Street, (72390); (870)572-3421 Telephone (870)572-5034 Facsimile (870)817-4035 Cellular Phone. His mailing address is P O Box 248, Helena-West Helena, AR (72342).

This looks like his website, but note it has a different mailing address.

Humane Society of the Delta
website; phone:
(870) 589-3396. The contact page on the website gives some different numbers: (870) 816-5979 and (870) 572-2902

I wonder how long these people would survive if dumped out in buttfuck nowhere with no food, no shelter, no tools, and no knowledge of how to survive.