In the post below, Nikko’s Momma posted a link to a site she thought I would be interested in. And I was. It’s a set of stuffed Shiba toys, made by Piutre, an Italian company that sells in the U.S.
Puppy, Lying Down (16″) $145
Standing (22″) $598
Lying Down (22″) $460
Puppy, Sitting (16″) $145
Nnngh?! Five hundred and ninety-eight DOLLARS? For that price you can get a real Shiba! Of course, these ones don’t have to be neutered and they don’t wriggle past the barrier and through the fence into the neighbours’ yard, like a certain Shiba of my acquaintance did this morning.
I was in search of new and exciting point-n-click games when I noticed a picture of what looked like a stuffed Shiba.
What do you know? It was. Now, to figure out what they’re saying and whether I can actually order one.
The company produces these for all breeds, but I thought the “Shiba Inu: Inside and eager to escape” particularly rang true. They are pretty cheap – $3.50 for one and $12 for all four. I might have to get one!
Meme evolution in action!
You can buy the T-shirt. 🙂
Shiba Brand… garbage bags
Their motto appears to be “Free Journey in Imagination”. Well, it’s admittedly true that many Shibas are extremely imaginative as to what they could eat and later shit out onto an expensive floor or vomit onto a pair of $200 Adidas. However, I am not the first person to advertise the Shiba as a prime candidate for filling these garbage bags via the strategically placed “X”.
Trudging along in Wal-Mart, just before the joyous Easter season descended upon us, I espied this:
Note that this is a product of THE DOG CLUB. Their claim to fame is pictures that bring the dog’s nose into closeup – there’s a term for it, but do you think I can remember? – and look really cute and all that. Look, I did it with Tierce:
Could it be a Shiba? The basket was 12.95. Yes, I spent 15 dollars for a cheap made-in-China Easter basket with a crappy colouring book and shitty candy, just for the sake of this damned stuffed animal.
And look what I got:
Its markings are on the top of its head. Its head could accommodate its entire body. The tail does not curve, curl or do anything other than act as an afterthought. I think THE DOG CLUB should stick to pictures, because this thing is hideous!