Squirrel!

io9: Squirrel attempts to hide nut in BMD’s fur

Yeah, with Tierce, this probably would have the following ending:

Tierce: OH HAI WANNA PLAY WITH THE NEW STUFFIE I FOUND?

Me: What is that?

Tierce: Uh. My new toy.

Me: It looks like a dead squirrel.

Tierce: Yes! It’s my new stuffed toy!

Me: That’s not a stuffed toy, Tierce. Did you kill that?

Tierce: I played with it until it stopped moving. On its own.

Me: So you killed it. You can’t have that thing in the house.

Tierce: But… it’s my new stuffed toy.

Me: It’s not stuffed.

Tierce: Yes it is! With bloody, chewy goodness!

Me: Precisely why you can’t have it in the house. What’s that smell?

Tierce: I pulled some of the stuffing out of my new toy. Behind the couch. Why don’t you feed me stuff like that? It’s good.

Me: Does the word ‘de-wormer’ mean anything to you?

Tierce: No. Should it?

Me: It will.

(Thanks to Sarah, who provided me with the impetus for this completely imaginary conversation)

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