Me: Hey, want to go for a walk?
Friend: I wouldn’t mind.
Me & friend: Yadda yadda yadda.
Tierce: Sniff sniff sniff.
Tierce: OH HEY IS THAT A RABBIT OVER THERE?!
Me: Forget it!
Little plastic thingy: THWAP!
Friend: Here Tierce! Good puppy… just stay there…
Tierce: THERE WAS A RABBIT IN THAT HOLE! I only need to dig for six more hours and I can get through to chase it!
Tierce: Oh, poo.
Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Just… fine… mind if I lie here for a while?
Friend: Uh, sure. Are you sure you’re okay.
Me: Never better… oh gods.
Friend: Um, try seeing if you can walk.
Ground: Seeya. Drop in again some time.
Me: Fuck you.
Tierce: Oh HEY! THERE WAS A RABBIT AND I CHASED IT AND IT WENT THROUGH THIS HOLE-
Me: Shut up.
Friend: Okay, how are you doing now?
Me: I think I’ll live. Shall we?
Friend: We shall.