Fido Casting Call: Squeaky Clean

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Me: OH NOEZ!

Tierce: Huh?

Me: Poor puppy!

Tierce: What? Did the slop you feed me run out?

Me: No… it’s BATHTIME!

Tierce: Fuck that shit!

Me: Too late. And watch your mouth.

Tierce: I hate you. I’m going to die hating you. And your fascist regime.

Me: That’s your prerogative.

Tierce: YOU’LL NEVER SUBDUE ME! THE FREE SPIRITS OF SHIBAS EVERYWHERE WILL LIVE ON!

Me: Stand still.

Tierce: Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to Dog!

Me: I’m pretty sure you’re misquoting that. I’m going to get your shampoo. Don’t mo-

Tierce: FREEDOM!

Me: GET BACK HERE!

Tierce: To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

Me: You never in your life read Moby Dick!

Tierce: Help me!

Mischa: I don’t interfere in these kinds of things.

Tierce: Traitor!

Mischa: Actually I was the one who suggested that you have a bath before we go to Victoria.

Tierce: You’re not my real owner!

Mischa: Tierce, I am your owner.

Tierce: NOOOOOOO!

Me: Gotcha!

Tierce: I give up. This is horrible. Life isn’t worth living anymore.

Me: If you could just stay in that suicidal depression until you have your bath, I’d appreciate it.

Tierce: Gone. All gone. The water leeches away my will to live. Hopeless. All is gone.

Me: There. You’re done, you big whiner.

Tierce: YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

Me: Why me?

Tierce: LOOK AT ME! I CAN RUN AROUND THE COUCH FIFTEEN TIMES!

Mischa: That’s nice, Tierce.

Tierce: I AM FIERCE SHIBA! LOOK AT HOW I SUBDUE THIS SQUEAKY TOY.

Mischa: Mmm hmm.

Tierce: How come you don’t ever bath me?

Mischa: I like being the good cop.

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