Fido Casting Call: Local Businesses

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http://www.fidocastingcall.ca/dogs/178

Tierce:  This is boring.

Me:  I just want *one* good picture of you in my cousin’s shop, since she was kind enough to let you come in.

Tierce:  You act like I’m going to run around, pee on the merchandise and get fur on everything.

Me:  I just don’t want to tempt Fate.

Tierce:  Fate?  Where’s Fate?  Don’t worry about Fate; worry about me – I’m right here.  Fate is what happens when you leave the front door open on garbage day.

Me:  Just… lie there for a minute, okay?

Tierce:  Are you really going to buy that?

Me:  Yes.

Tierce:  Don’t you have another at home?

Me:  Nothing like this; I’m investing in something that is going to be long-wearing and feels nice against my skin.

Tierce:  You and your removable fur substitutes.  If you had a fur coat, you wouldn’t need to buy other ones.

Me:  Conversations with you make a fur coat seem more and more of a positive thing.  Or at least a pair of mittens or a scarf.

Tierce:  Oh ha ha ha.  Did I ever tell you that I count the cliches you make when you talk?

Me:  I’m going to look like someone killed my dog in a moment.

(My cousin does own Hemp & Company Vic West in Victoria BC.  Go check out her store!)

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