This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Tierce: This is boring.
Me: I just want *one* good picture of you in my cousin’s shop, since she was kind enough to let you come in.
Tierce: You act like I’m going to run around, pee on the merchandise and get fur on everything.
Me: I just don’t want to tempt Fate.
Tierce: Fate? Where’s Fate? Don’t worry about Fate; worry about me – I’m right here. Fate is what happens when you leave the front door open on garbage day.
Me: Just… lie there for a minute, okay?
Tierce: Are you really going to buy that?
Tierce: Don’t you have another at home?
Me: Nothing like this; I’m investing in something that is going to be long-wearing and feels nice against my skin.
Tierce: You and your removable fur substitutes. If you had a fur coat, you wouldn’t need to buy other ones.
Me: Conversations with you make a fur coat seem more and more of a positive thing. Or at least a pair of mittens or a scarf.
Tierce: Oh ha ha ha. Did I ever tell you that I count the cliches you make when you talk?
Me: I’m going to look like someone killed my dog in a moment.
(My cousin does own Hemp & Company Vic West in Victoria BC. Go check out her store!)