Fido Casting Call: King of the Hill

This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!

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Me: It’s pretty awesome, having an off-leash dog area a minute away from where we’re staying.

Tierce: Off leash!

Me: Hang on! If you keep lunging, I can’t get the leash off your collar. There you g-

Tierce: SWOOSH

Me: Tierce? Tierce! TIERCE!

Tierce: ZOOOOOM!

Me: Tierce!

Tierce: I AM ROCKET SHIBA.

Me: Okay… just as long as I know where you a-

Squirrel: *scamper*

Tierce: I AM DEATH SHIBA.

Me: Tierce! You’ll never catch it.

Tierce: PREY CHASE KILL EAT.

Squirrel: Wow, five feet is an impressive leap. But, if you may have noticed, I am 24 feet up the tree.

Tierce: YOU SHALL DIE TO FEED MY HUNGER.

Me: Tierce… Tierce. Tierce! The squirrel is not coming down. You are not going up. Save us all the tedium and come on!

Tierce: I will stay here until I catch my prey!

Leaf: *flutter*

Tierce: *YOU* SHALL DIE!

Leaf: *obligingly dies*

Tierce: Okay! What were we doing?

Me: Uh… running down this trail.

Tierce: SWOOSH

Me: Tierce? Tierce!

Tierce: Here I am! Looking down on you.

Me: Like that’s new.

Tierce: King of all I survey.

Me: I’ll be sure to tell the Victoria Parks & Recreation people.

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