This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Me: It’s pretty awesome, having an off-leash dog area a minute away from where we’re staying.
Tierce: Off leash!
Me: Hang on! If you keep lunging, I can’t get the leash off your collar. There you g-
Me: Tierce? Tierce! TIERCE!
Tierce: I AM ROCKET SHIBA.
Me: Okay… just as long as I know where you a-
Tierce: I AM DEATH SHIBA.
Me: Tierce! You’ll never catch it.
Tierce: PREY CHASE KILL EAT.
Squirrel: Wow, five feet is an impressive leap. But, if you may have noticed, I am 24 feet up the tree.
Tierce: YOU SHALL DIE TO FEED MY HUNGER.
Me: Tierce… Tierce. Tierce! The squirrel is not coming down. You are not going up. Save us all the tedium and come on!
Tierce: I will stay here until I catch my prey!
Tierce: *YOU* SHALL DIE!
Leaf: *obligingly dies*
Tierce: Okay! What were we doing?
Me: Uh… running down this trail.
Me: Tierce? Tierce!
Tierce: Here I am! Looking down on you.
Me: Like that’s new.
Tierce: King of all I survey.
Me: I’ll be sure to tell the Victoria Parks & Recreation people.