This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Me: Hang on; I want to get another picture.
Tierce: Get this off me.
Me: Aww, you look so cute in a Shiba sandwich.
Tierce: Did you ever hear of dogs who tripped their owners down the stairs? Did you ever wonder what the expression of those dogs looked like?
Me: You know, you’re not being cute.
Tierce: You’re absolutely right; this isn’t a cute look. This is a “watch your iPhone or the vet will be removing it from my large intestine” look.