This is one of the many reasons why you should vote for Tierce in the Fido Casting Call contest. You can vote every day!
Me: Okay, Tierce, here we go!
Tierce: Like a herd of thundering turtles.
Me: Don’t blame me, hauling your fat ass around takes about 4 km/hr off my speed.
Tierce: It’s probably all that time you spend at the computer eating chocolate, if you ask me.
Me: I didn’t ask you.
Tierce: This is why you make so many mistakes in life.
Me: Would you like to get out and pull?
Tierce: No, no… you need your exercise. I’m here to help you.
Me: You know, I remember the good old days, when dogs used to pull people. You ever think we should go back to tradition?
Tierce: And waste all the money you put into this special dog trailer? No, I couldn’t do that to you.
(The trailer in question is a DoggyRide bicycle trailer. Go check out their stuff!)