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Me: Well, here we are.

Darko (Caanan/Rottie/Shepherd X): HIHIHIHIHIHIHI

Tierce: HIHIHIHIHIohgottapoopHIHIHIHIHI

Me: Come inside, Tierce.

Darko: Hey! You should meet my roommates!

Frenzy (cat): Well, look who we have here. Didn’t I trap you in the laundry room the last time you came over?

Deunan (cat): Is that the dog who was cowering in there?

Frenzy: Yep. Hey, look, his tail’s down again.

Tierce: IT’S LOOKING AT ME.

Ravage (cat): Hey, there, handsome.

Tierce: STAY AWAY. KEEP YOUR EVIL PAWS OFF ME.

Ravage: Honey, you are just too cute!

Tierce: I MEAN IT. COME NEAR ME ONE MORE TIME AND I’LL-

Frenzy: What?

Tierce: NNNNGH! *runs under the table and cowers near my feet*

Me: *laughing and pointing*

Tierce: I hate all of you.

Frenzy: Hey, look at what happens when I do this! *pokes paw in Tierce’s general direction*

Tierce: AAAAAH!

Me: Tierce, he’s not even touching you.

Darko: WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID? LOOK I TOUCH KITTIES. KITTIES FUN! KITTIES PLAY!

Tierce: You poor, deluded creature.

Deunan: Hey, look what happens when you do this! *stares*

Deunan, Frenzy, Ravage: *STARE*

Tierce: GAAAAAAAHHHH!

Me: We really have to have regular playdates here.

Darko: KITTIES

Tierce: BURN IN HELL

 

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The Misanthropic Shiba

2 Comments

  1. Hi! Just to say I love your website and I love Tierce. My family’s Shiba, Otis, sounds very similar- today I witnessed a standoff between him and next door’s kitten. Otis was inside, looking at the kitten through the window. The kitten took two steps towards him and he dived under the table, yowling his head off. Maybe being a coward is genetic!

  2. Thank you for making me laugh. Ziva keeps trying to play with ‘kitties,’ and it keeps not working; they run away from her. Immediately. At high rates of speed. I think you can master them!

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