Rubber ducky, you’re the one…

Sunday, June 7th, at around 23:30, Tierce was not feeling well.  Hunched over, shaking, panting, didn’t want food, didn’t want to walk.  Took him to Central Island Veterinary Emergency Hospital where, after several hours, he ended up with a diagnosis of pancreatitis.

Tierce:  I hurt.

Me:  Normally he would be trying to claw his way through the door to get out, but he’s not even doing that much.

Vet:  Well, let’s have some X-rays and a blood panel.

Tierce:  Do not care.  All is gone.  Hurt.

Vet Tech:  Okay, now were just going to lay you down on this table and take a little picture, okay?


Tech:  No, seriously, all I want you to do is Lie. Down.


People waiting in the vet’s office:  What are they doing to that poor dog?

Me:  He’s a Shiba.

People:  Is he hurt?

Me:  He’s probably convinced that his immortal soul is in danger, but they’re just doing an X-ray.  No one’s being hurt.


Me:  Well, some people might have lost a couple of decibels in the higher register.

Vet Tech:  All done.  We put a cage muzzle on him, but he didn’t try to bite or anything.

Me:  Better safe than sorry with a dog in pain.  How’s our puppy?

Tierce:  I might have lost the battle, but we have not lost the war.

Tech:  He screamed a lot, then stopped when I kept him on the table.

Me:  Sounds normal.

Tierce:  All is pain.  And I’m hot.

Vet Tech:  We’ll take some blood for the panel.

Tierce:  I just want you to know that I hate all of you.


Four hours later


Vet:  Okay, it’s pancreatitis.  Take him home and watch him carefully. Boiled chicken and rice.  If he spikes a fever or vomits, bring him back or to your vet right away.

Tierce:  What the hell are you doing to my back?

Vet:  Just some fluids to combat dehydration.

Tierce:  This is some kind of truth serum, isn’t it?  ISN’T IT?

Me:  Tierce, I swear.  Do not give me attitude right now.

Tierce:  But she’s poking me!

Me:  I don’t care.  Look at me.  Focus on me.  Good boy.

Tierce:  I would just like to register my objection to this entire procedure.

Me:  I would just like to remind you that it’s 03:30 and I have had a half-hour’s sleep in the last 20.

Tierce:  You’re all in this, aren’t you?  You’re all conspiring to make me miserable.

Me:  I could do that more comfortably at home.

Tierce:  I really don’t like any of you right now.

Vet Tech:  That’ll be $462.38.

Me:  The feeling is mutual.


Twelve hours later


Tierce:  What’s that?

Mischa:  It’s a rubber ducky thermometer!

Tierce:  What are you going to do with tha- HEY.

Me: Hold still.

Tierce: I really don’t have a concept of this except GTFO.

Me:  Well, your temperature’s down.  That’s good.

Tierce:  Keep that thing away from me.

Me:  Oh, Tierce.  For the next few days, you’re going to be friends with the rubber ducky.  Best friends.

Tierce:  You’re both sick.  I’m going to go lie in the sun now.

Me:  No.


One day later


Tierce:  And I’ll have some of that… and some of that… and some of that noodle thing, please.

Me:  Forget it!  Here’s your dinner.

Tierce:  What is this?

Me:  Steamed rice and chicken.

Tierce:  Well, okay… that wasn’t bad.  Where’s the rest?

Me:  There is no ‘rest’.  You’re to have small meals.

Tierce: Cheese is a small meal.

Me:  No cheese.

Tierce:  But… I want it.

Me:  Okay, fine.  Here.

Tierce:  This is crunchy.  I’ve never had crunchy cheese before.

Me:  It’s a special kind of cheese.

Tierce:  It tastes more like carrot.

Me:  You asked for cheese, I gave you cheese.  Look!  It’s orange, just like cheese!

Tierce:  I can only see in shades of yellow and blue.

Me:  Just take my word for it.

Tierce:  Can I have a stinky fish?

Me:  That’s what got you into this mess.  No.  Not for a long time.

Tierce:  There was some left in the bag after I climbed up onto the shelf and ate two thirds of it.

Me:  Have you ever wondered why you got sick?

Tierce:  … No.  No, I can’t say that I have.

Me:  That’s why you can’t have a stinky fish.


Notes On Breeder Contracts in BC and Canada


“Hang on. I just have to get the paperwork.”

Tonight at the Nanaimo Kennel Club (seriously, join your local kennel club and you too could possibly benefit from speakers like this), I had the privilege of hearing lawyer Jennifer Hubbard speak on contracts, specifically breeder contracts with purchasers.  It was very informative and I’ve decided to do a blog post based on my notes.

Disclaimer: The following is from my notes and should not be construed as legal advice.  Go see your own lawyer!  Each case is different and what is written here may not apply to you in its entirety.    Hell, it may not apply to you at all, depending on where you live and the laws therein.

Basically, what I’m saying is that I learned a lot, but this isn’t something you should use to base your contracts off of necessarily – I think it’s worth it for anyone looking into serious contracts to consult with their own lawyer. OR… get together with a bunch of like-minded breeders to consult with a lawyer and share costs.

What Is A Contract?

Our law is based on common law, which is – as I understand it – derived from English Common Law. Under common law, you need 3 things for a contract to be binding:

1. Offer (I’m going to sell you a dog for $1000.00 or a goat)

2. Acceptance (I will buy this dog for $1000.00 or a goat)

3. Consideration, which is something exchanged (Purchaser gives seller $1000.00 or a goat)

That is a contract. It does not have to be written to be binding. It’s easier if it is written, because then a court of law doesn’t have to devolve into a he-said-she-said debate.

Consideration can be as little as $1 or a dead gerbil – it’s anything that changes hands to pay for something.

If an offer is given and accepted, but no consideration changes hands, then that contract is not legally binding.


Representation:  Things you’re promising the other side.  Guarantees, including health and temperament.  Things you’ll have to live up to if the contract becomes legally binding.  Otherwise, the other party can get out of the contract.

Conditions:  Things that have to be met before the contract is completed.  Payment, perhaps a vet visit, shots… something that has to be done before the contract is made complete.  If conditions cannot be met – say the purchaser can’t pay for the dog, the contract is void.

Covenants:  Ongoing conditions.  Promises to keep the dog in the style to which it has become accustomed.  Agreements to never breed the dog, even if he sees a bitch he really likes.

Dogs: Chattel or Family?

The problem in British Columbia/Canadian law, at least, is that dogs have often fallen in between chattel (things owned) laws and ‘family’ law. In some judgements, there has been consideration of the best interests of the animal, making many cases involving dogs fall into one of those cracks that judges hate to have to deal with: the case where there is no clear course of action predicated on by a previous judgement.

What many courts are treating breeder contracts as is ‘adoption’ contracts. This acknowledges that animals are different from, say, a car or a house. BC and Canada law are fuzzy on this kind of contract. If the average purchaser’s contract for an item is a Beagle, breeder contracts are an ungroomed Poodle.

It’s a struggle for the courts, because legally, dogs are chattel. You either own a dog or you don’t. However, it’s become clear that, for many Canadian families, dogs are considered and treated as members of the family.  So this puts the courts in the position of disposing of chattel that is a member of the family… which can make them cranky.

In the rare cases that a breeder has been able to enforce a contract to have a dog returned to them, they needed to provide proof of neglect or abuse. What proof would sway a judge is unclear (not covered in the talk), so I would venture to say SPCA reports, photos taken of the dog, etc.

However, if an owner sells a dog in violation of the contract, the person they sell the dog to is not bound by the contract in any way.  They own the dog.

So what should breeders do to make their contracts more enforceable?

Unfortunately, you’re not likely to make someone return a dog or prevent them from breeding it solely with a contract that says they have to.  However, you may be able to make it very financially harsh to contravene the conditions and covenants set out in a contract.


Identify yourself by your legal name if you run a sole proprietorship.  If you run ABC Kennels, but your drivers licence says Jane Doe, the contract should identify you as Jane Doe.  If you represent an incorporated company called ABC Kennels Inc. you’re probably a commercial breeder and I probably hate you, but you should legally call yourself ABC Kennels Inc.  (Including the Ltd. and Inc. is very important when identifying yourself in a contract.)

Identify the purchaser by their legal name.  If they say “Call me Whizzy; everybody calls me that”, that’s fine, but on the contract you put down Throckmorton Twillingsworth III, if that is what is on their drivers licence or BCID.  The same goes if they are purchasing as a company.  I probably hate you both at this point, but be sure to put down the legal company name in its entirety.

Identify the dog in question clearly on the contract.  Identify the tattoo, microchip, markings, sex, etc.  Make it clear that it is this dog and no other dog that might be this dog or could be another dog or quite possibly be the dog down the road.

Representations: To Make Or Not To Make

Legally, it’s safer to make as few representations as possible.  It sounds good to guarantee health and temperament, but legally, how would you defend yourself if someone took you to court, claiming that their dog was unhealthy or vicious?

The example given seems more aimed at rehomed dogs:  “I know of no instances of aggressive behaviour…” is better than “This dog is not aggressive.”  The first you could successfully defend with the fact that you can only be aware of what you have personally observed.  The second is a lot more subjective.  You might have to prove that you were not, in fact, aware of said dog’s penchant for mailman al fresco.

If you make representations, be as clear as possible about those representations.  I interpreted this to mean that if you’re going to guarantee your dog healthy, do so for a limited period of time.  If you’re going to guarantee temperament, at least put a provision for suitable training and socialization (but you’d have to define that training and socialization, which could put your contract at War and Peace length).

As you promise things, your purchaser can promise things, too.  For instance, your purchaser should acknowledge – in writing – that they are accepting responsibility for all costs associated with health care for the dog.

You cannot go wrong with overkill.  It’s better to have exacting detail than ambiguous wording that a court would have to deliberate over.

Clear Covenants

If you are going to put covenants into your contract (and what responsible breeder doesn’t?), you will have to be clear.  If the dog must be spayed or neutered, how old must it be before the contract is breached?  Come up with an age and put it in there.  If allowing or disallowing surgery is an issue (cropping and dewclaws, etc) you’ll want to be clear about what the parameters are.  If you want the puppy to go to puppy obedience class, specify ‘an obedience class specifically for puppies under X months, which includes obedience, socialization, playtime, yadda yadda yadda”)

Clear Consequences

Approaching contracts with the attitude that they will just ‘make’ someone do what you want is not going to win you your day in court.  Since dogs are in that fuzzy boundary line between chattel and family, it is difficult for judges to know what to do with breaches of contract… unless you make it easy for them.

Make it easy for the courts to decide in your favour by including clear penalties for breaching contract.  Good things to include are a liquidated damages clause, which should reflect the probable costs of taking the purchaser to court.  (You may want to consult a lawyer just to determine probable costs of a lawsuit.  It will vary, but even one appearance in court could cost upwards of $5000 or more.)

You can specify damages for things like breeding without permission – $X per puppy.

If it’s easy for the courts to see what was agreed to in terms of damages, it’s easier for them to award it to you.  You may not be able to compel the return of the dog, but you may be able to make it very, very expensive for someone to violate a signed contract.

Agreed-upon and Involuntary Breaches of Contract

Say someone buys a puppy as a pet.  They sign a contract agreeing to spay or neuter it by 8 months, but attend a sanction match for fun and then decide they would like to try showing.  They ask your permission to leave little Sprocket with both his little sprockets so they can try it out.  You don’t mind, so you say yes.  Amend the contract in writing.

On the purchaser’s side, if they must breach contract for circumstances outside of their control, they need proof that they have done everything in their power to inform you.  One example is a dog that cannot be spayed or neutered due to anaesthetic sensitivity or something of that nature.  Sufficient proof might be a vet’s letter stating that the dog has a medical condition that precludes the operation, etc.


I’m glad I’m not a breeder.

This is by no means an exhaustive look at the subject, but I found it fascinating how contracts are treated in BC/Canadian law (and, I suspect, American law).  I’ve heard it, time and again, that dog sale/adoption contracts are not enforceable… this provides a better understanding of the matter.

It’s not that animal sale contracts are unenforceable; it’s that many contracts are not specifying damages that can be enforced by the courts.

You can’t make the courts force someone to give back a dog, but you may be able to spend their kids’ college fund if they breach your contract and you can a) prove it in court and b) have a contract that clearly specifies the damages the person has to pay.

All in all, a very informative evening and an important reminder to check over contracts to see if yours can be improved.

Disclaimer: The above is from my notes and should not be construed as legal advice.  Go see your own lawyer!  Each case is different and what is written here may not apply to you in its entirety.  Hell, it may not apply to you at all, depending on where you live and the laws therein.

Basically, what I’m saying is that I learned a lot, but this isn’t something you should use to base your contracts off of necessarily – I think it’s worth it for anyone looking into serious contracts to consult with their own lawyer.  OR… get together with a bunch of like-minded breeders to consult with a lawyer and share costs.

How things have changed

I found a dog training book: Paul Loeb’s Complete Book of Dog Training, by (perhaps unsurprisingly) Paul Loeb.  Copyright 1974.


The training advice is based around dominance theory, not really surprising, given the era.

Tierce:  I don’t buy dominance theory. I don’t care if you run everything. Saves me paperwork. Speaking of that, have you done your taxes yet?

Me:  Shut up.  Hey, you got off lucky with the housebreaking.

Tierce:  I came housebroken. What’s your point?

Me:  Take a look.



Tierce:  And he has a helpful illustration. Are you sure this isn’t one of those witch hunting instruction manuals?

Me:  Pretty sure. I didn’t see any descriptions of thumb-screws or Iron Maidens.

Tierce:  Close enough, though. I agree with whoever annotated the page with, “I would never do this!  Barbaric + cruel”.

Me:  Yeah, pretty much.

Tierce:  Besides, why torment a defenseless puppy with just a taste of poop and not give them the whole thing?

Me:  I’m going to pretend you never said that.

Tierce:  If anyone tried that with me, their house would be smoking rubble within 12 hours.

Me:  Well, in that case, this guy has a solution…


Tierce:  What is up with the vinegar and Tabasco fetish?

Me:  Beats me. Speaking of that, this is how I should teach you not to bite.


Tierce:  ‘Set up possible nipping situations with the dog and the children.’  Now, that doesn’t sound like anything could go wrong there.

Me:  Sounds a little risky. ” Okay, Caitlin, take Puppy’s ears and yank really hard…”

Tierce. Ugh.

Me:  Doesn’t sound as bad as this situation.


Tierce:  Who the hell are these people?

Me:  Well, people thought differently back then.  Dominance theory was probably the best explanation people had for dog behaviour.

Tierce:  ‘Back then’?  You were born in the seventies, weren’t you?

Me:  Well… yeah.

Tierce:  How old are you?

Me:  Let’s move on. Hey, you can tell this was made in the seventies.

Tierce:  Aside from the cover?

Me:  Yeah. First, look at this.


Tierce:  That seems awfully specific. Hey, it says that I can have tobacco and liquor if prescribed by a vet.

Me:  Uh, no.

Tierce:  But beer tastes really good.

Me:  What?  When did you drink beer?

Tierce:  When we visited those friends of yours and someone spilled a Bud Light on the porch.

Me:  That’s what that was?

Tierce:  I actually liked the Canadian better.

Me:  What?

Tierce:  Someone else spilled that later.

Me:  No beer!

Tierce:  In dog years, I’m well above the age of majority.

Me:  No. No beer, no hamsters, no dead birds.

Tierce:  A predator is ever aware of opportunity.

Me:  Hey, this guy has a solution for that.


Tierce:  That’s considerate of him to make sure a snack is always within my reach. And I can perfume the house with it. Like air freshener.

Me:  That’s never happening.

Tierce:  Aww.

Me:  He doesn’t seem to have a good opinion of attack trained dogs.

Tierce:  Neither do I. You have a 99% less chance of getting treats if you bite people, so they tell me.


Tierce:  Holy shit, is that really what happens?

Me:  Not in my experience. I have no idea who this guy was chumming around with, but that’s not how RCMP dogs are trained. And the Schutzhund people I know don’t do that; they say that associating protection training with negative reinforcement is the exact wrong thing to do.

Tierce:  So, what’s the second thing?

Me:  This.


Tierce: The Hell’s Angel of the dog world. Huh.

Me:  What’s missing?

Tierce:  Have no clue.

Me:  No mention of pit bulls.  Anywhere.

Tierce:  Interesting.

Me:  Yup.

Tierce:  I’m kind of glad you went with clicker training.

Me:  I’m sure we both are.

Charity Begins At Home

Max was missing for over a month.  He may not make it, but we're sure as hell going to fight for him.

Max was missing for over a month. He may not make it, but we’re sure as hell going to fight for him.

Help Bring Max Home

Tierce:  What is this?  What are you posting on my Facebook page?

Me: Friend’s cat is sick.  Needs help in the form of money.

Tierce:  I don’t help cats.  Cats are the enemy.

Me:  You were okay looking at him through the window.

Tierce:  Yeah, through the window.  He wanted to kill me.

Me:  He did not.

Tierce:  Yeah, when you weren’t looking, he stared at me.  And showed his claws.

Me:  He probably didn’t know what the hell you were.

Tierce:  But he was willing to see how I tasted.

Me:  Don’t be ridiculous.  He might be a little nuts, but that cat-

Tierce:  Threatened to shiv me if I came inside.

Me:  Well that was why you were left outside.

Tierce:  At the mercy of the elements.

Me:  It was spring!  It was sunny!  It was 18 degrees!

Tierce:  Could have changed at any moment.  Abandoner.

Me:  We were right on the other side of the damn drywall.

Tierce:  Petting the cat.

Me:  Look, if you were in this state, you’d better believe I would be trying to help you.

Tierce:  Because it’s your job.

Me:  So you should try to help other beings in the same situation.

Tierce:  Catshit.  Which is tasty, by the way.

Me:  Don’t be disgusting.  I’m putting this on your page.

Tierce:  What do I get out of it?

Me:  Maybe if you’re a little more enthusiastic about it, they might give you some Kraft Singles or something.

Tierce:  Really?!

Me:  Uh, sure.  Totally.  Never a doubt.

Tierce:  Wow, this is awesome!  Put that on my page.  And maybe I could write a poem.

Me:  That’s the spirit!

Tierce:  The spirit of self-interest?

Me:  Whatever motivates you to charitable work.

Tierce:  Reason enough for me.

Help Bring Max Home

It's for a good cause.

It’s for a good cause.


Road Trials for Bicycle Dogs


“That wheel is definitely out of true.”


From March 23rd to May 1st, I am at Quadra Island Bike School for a mechanic course that covers pretty much everything that a bicycle has in it or on it.

Cyclists and dogs sometimes have a very wary relationship, bordering on hostile.  This is, I believe, largely because irresponsible dog owners do not control their animals and don’t socialize them around bicycles.  Nor do they train them what to do when near a bicycle.

Certainly, one can socialize their dogs around cyclists and bicycles, but for the people who want their dogs to bicycle with them and not be the dogs cyclists love to hate, I have an idea:

The Dalmatian Club of America has a Dalmatian Road Trial (DRT) certification for Dalmatians who are trained to work with and around horses.

The above page states:

A Dalmatian Road Trial is a performance event designed to evaluate the Dalmatian’s ability to “coach”, or follow the horses. Exhibitors compete as handler on horseback or in a horse-drawn cart or carriage, with dog(s) off leash…. Road Trials demonstrate Dalmatians’ ability to behave in public places, such as riding trails, in the presence of other dogs, in a manner that will reflect positively on the sport and on purebred dogs.

I’d like to develop something similar for all dogs in regards to bicycles.  While today’s dog may go its whole life without seeing a horse, most dogs regularly see bicycles.  Bicycles can also be a good source of exercise for a well-trained and -controlled dog.

While not everyone will be comfortable letting their dog off-leash for this kind of activity, the rules of a DRT could be adapted for bicycle use.  Training a dog to stay within a safe distance of the bicycle, to stay, to sit, to come to the bicycle, to keep speed with the bicycle for an appropriate distance are all useful behaviours to shape in your dog.

For people who like to bicycle with their dogs off-leash, these behaviours become even more important.  How does your dog react when biking around other dogs, other people, horses or wildlife?  It’s better to teach and proof your dog before you do serious mountain biking with him or her.

Shibas often don’t bicycle with their people due to their size and lack of concern about pesky things like ‘command’, but Tierce sometimes comes with me if I’m going somewhere on a bike.  He’s decent at trotting along, but his limit is around 10K, which means if I want to go somewhere farther or faster, it’s the bike trailer for him.

Tierce in his bicycle trailer. I'm not even gonna tell you how much that cost. We bicycle in unfenced locations.

“Drive through the park; you know how I love the park.”

Relatively Speaking

Tierce: What are you so happy about?

Me:  I found some cousins.  Connected with them on Facebook.

Tierce:  What’s so great about that?  Everyone knows who their cousins are.  It’s in their pedigree.

Me:  It doesn’t quite work that way, Tierce.  Humans don’t always know if someone’s related to them.

Tierce:  Sure they do.  Just look in the OFA database.  My cousins are in there.

Me:  A) Humans aren’t listed in the OFA database.  B) Not every dog and not every relative of yours is listed in the OFA database.

Tierce:  Then look at your pedigree.  When did I become a service dog?  It’s like I have to guide you through this.

Me:  Look.  People aren’t listed by pedigree in Canadian records.  You can find out more about your relatives by researching your geneaology, but it’s not usually just sitting there unless someone’s into that kind of thing.

Tierce: I thought you have registration papers.  What’s that?

Me:  My birth certificate.

Tierce:  Looks official.  What breed are you, anyway?

Me:  Human.

Tierce:  You have papers, shouldn’t you have some kind of name that tells someone what you do?

Me:  I’m a dog daycare worker, but that’s not all I am.

Tierce:  What were you bred for?

Me:  Nothing, really.  My mom decided to have a baby, I guess.

Tierce:  Was she tested clear of anything?  How about your sire?

Me:  Uh… not that I recall.

Tierce:  Where did she get you?

Me:  You mean have me?  Vancouver Children’s Hospital.

Tierce:  So you have a fake registration, your parents weren’t tested clear of anything and they got you at some store.  Wow.

Me:  No!  It’s not like that!

Tierce:  Look, I’m not judging your worthiness as a human or whatever it is you call yourself.  I’m just saying it’s good that you’ve never decided to have pups.

Me:  Children.

Tierce:  Whatever.  Why did you decide that, by the way?

Me:  The knowledge that I would have conversations like these somewhere down the line.

Fully Fenced Yard

One of my co-workers wanted an Australian Shepherd.  She is employed by the same dog daycare that employs me and works part-time for an obedience trainer, running the puppy training classes.  She already has a Boxer who attends daycare with her and occasionally demos in the classes.

She was turned down by two different kennels.  The reason: she didn’t have a fenced yard.

Another co-worker has finally moved into a place where she can have a dog.  She had been searching for the past few months for the right type of dog and was applying to adopt from some of the shelters in town.  She also works for the dog daycare and is hoping to find a medium-sized companion.

She was also turned down for not having a fenced yard.

I’ll tell you right now that stories like that make me rage.  You would think someone this obsessed with a breed that views front-door-bolting as an Olympic sport would be a stickler for secure fenced yards.

The truth is that I’ve never had a secure fenced yard and 2015 marks my 22nd year with Shibas.

Not actually a fully fenced yard.

Not actually a fully fenced yard.  At this point, the wood has rotted enough that it barely qualifies as ‘fenced’.

I realize that not all breeders and rescues use this as a deal-breaker, but I’ve heard enough stories about people being turned down for adoption solely due to their lack of a yard to make me pissed off.  Yes, of course, if there are other factors, certainly think twice about selling or adopting out a dog to someone.  But if there are no other factors, why is a fenced yard so damn important?

A fenced yard doesn’t make someone a responsible owner.

In fact, I think that it’s easier to be lazy with your dog if you can toss him in the yard instead of walking him.  I know that a lot of people do it.  Hell, if we lived in a medium-security prison, I might be okay with letting Tierce just wander out in the yard and do whatever he has to do.

Not having a secure yard means I actually have to get off my ass and interact with the damn dog, escorting him outside, preventing him from scarfing down cat shit and stopping him from aiming for the rotten fence boards that lead straight to the road.  Or, horrors, I or Mischa actually have to walk him.

Would I care if someone has a yard if I was adopting out a Shiba?  Well, yeah, I’m interested in the dog’s environment.  I’d want to know how the dog was going to get exercise and where.  However, I’d be looking for something like “I want to walk my dog.”  “I want to do a sport with my dog.”  “I want to teach my dog to bark in Pig Latin while it runs with me.”  Something that indicates that you don’t think that one-on-one exercise with the dog is something you do only if you feel like it, when you have time because, you know, you have a yard.  The dog can just run around in there every day instead of getting regular interaction with you and the outside environment.

What people who place dogs with people want is a good home where the dog will be loved and responsibly cared for.  A fenced yard just isn’t something that is going to ensure that a dog gets adequate exercise, appropriate and on-going interaction with society, or training.  Sure, it’s a perk, but it’s certainly not something that a dog must have to live a full life.

In fact, the number of dogs I hear barking in their yards and never see out with their owners would directly contradict that notion.  We walk in our neighbourhood at all hours; we know who walks their dog and who just opens the back door.

Now, according to the criteria of some breeders, rescues, SPCAs and shelters, I would not be approved for ownership of Tierce, due to the fenced yard thing.  Let’s take a look at Tierce’s experiences with not having a secure fenced yard:

Events in the Society for Creative Anachronism (medieval nerd club).  Not a fully fenced yard.

Society for Creative Anachronism event (our medieval nerd club).

Trestle on the Galloping Goose Trail, Saanich area.  Not a fully fenced yard.

Trestle on the Galloping Goose Trail, Saanich BC.

At Dogs in the Bakery in Victoria, B.C.  Not a fully fenced yard.

At Dogs in the Bakery in downtown Victoria BC.

In Fan Tan Alley, Victoria, B.C.  Not a fully fenced yard.

In Fan Tan Alley, Chinatown, Victoria.

On Government St, Victoria BC.  Not a fully fenced yard.

On Government St, downtown Victoria.

At Saxe Point Park Off Leash Area.  Not fully fenced.

At Saxe Point Park Off Leash Area, Esquimalt BC.

Hammond Bay Road area, Nanaimo BC.  Not a fully fenced yard.

Hammond Bay Road area, Nanaimo.

Sugar Loaf Mountain Park, Nanaimo BC, overlooking Departure Bay.  Not fully fenced.

Sugar Loaf Mountain Park, Nanaimo, overlooking Departure Bay.

Paddleboarding in Departure Bay.  If you think this is fully fenced in any way, there is no hope for you.

Paddleboarding in Departure Bay, Nanaimo.

Exploring the rock formations on Newcastle Island while paddleboarding.  No fences here.

Exploring the rock formations on Newcastle Island while paddleboarding.

Exploring the rock formations on Newcastle Island while paddleboarding.  No fences here.

At Paws for a Cause walk, Nanaimo.

Paddleboarding in Departure Bay, next to Jesse Island.  No fences.  I'm serious.

Paddleboarding in Departure Bay, next to Jesse Island, Nanaimo.

Off leash with his Shiba fan club.  Not fenced.

At the beach with his Shiba fan club, Nanaimo.

Diana Krall Plaza, downtown Nanaimo.  No fences.

Diana Krall Plaza, downtown Nanaimo.

On the BC Ferry, watching the coast slide by.  Fenced, but not fully.

On the BC Ferry, watching the coast slide by.

In Horseshoe Bay, near Vancouver, BC.  Not a fenced park.

In Horseshoe Bay, near Vancouver, BC.

Kayaking Nanaimo estuary.  Any fencing would have been submerged under high tide.

Kayaking Nanaimo Estuary.

Neck Point Park.  Not an off-leash area, but no secure fences.

Neck Point Park, Nanaimo.

Pipers Lagoon Park.  No fences.

Pipers Lagoon Park.

Petroglyph Provincial Park, Nanaimo BC, learning about petroglyphs and the people who made them.

Petroglyph Provincial Park, Nanaimo.

Tierce in his bicycle trailer.  I'm not even gonna tell you how much that cost.  We bicycle in unfenced locations.

Tierce in his bicycle trailer. I’m not even gonna tell you how much that thing cost.  North Nanaimo.

Top of Mount Benson, overlooking Nanaimo

Top of Mount Benson, overlooking Nanaimo

That dog has a fuller life than a lot of humans I know.  He gets plenty of regular activity that stimulates his mind and body.  How many dogs have this kind of life?  How would a fenced yard improve his quality of life?  I’m kind of leaning towards the opinion that it wouldn’t.  Sure, it would be a convenience, but it wouldn’t make his life any better than it is now.


My first co-worker finally got her Australian Shepherd puppy from a kennel in New Mexico.  Puppy is already clicker-trained on basic manners, is starting trick training, is housebroken, crate-trained and regularly comes to daycare to play with the other puppies.  She is also the demo puppy for the puppy classes.  She is laid-back, eager to please and well-adjusted to people, other dogs, loud noises, etc.

I kind of hope her person emails the breeders that turned her down with pictures when her dog gets her first obedience and agility titles.

My second co-worker just got a puppy.  After being turned down by rescues and rehomers six times because she didn’t have a fenced yard, she bought a dog from a breeder.

The Double Standard

TMS Note:  This is a guest post by Christine, of I Am Shiba.  One of the long-standing Shiba blogs on the Internet, I Am Shiba chronicled the adventures of Cortez Squirrelsbane Shiba-san and his friends.  RIP Cortez.  We love you and miss you, even though we never met you in the fur.  

Christine has made some excellent points in her post that I think deserve some extra attention.  This post has been reproduced from the author’s Facebook page with permission and nothing has been altered.

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Recently, a Shiba was attacked by a pit bull like dog. This is not an uncommon occurance; Cortez had two amazing battles against pit bull like dogs and somehow pulled through with some hair loss, a few scratches, and sheer luck. The other dog was not so lucky and his vet costs will be substantial. The owner also got hurt during the battle, trying to save her dog. I pray that all dogs are up to date on their shots (mainly rabies) because the treatment for rabies, while not as bad as it used to be, is still not a fun process. I have my own beliefs regarding how dog fights should be handled- whether they are in a dog park, if one dog gets loose and picks a fight, if the owners are around and not intervening, etc. There are a number of different scenarios where people get faced with the battle of Buck vs. Spitz. I am not a proponent of the “one bite” law; in most cases, I believe if skin is broken and the bite happens outside of play, the risk of future injuries outweighs the benefits of giving a dog a second chance. While there may never be a second opportunity for the dog to bite someone or another dog, is it worth the risk?

Recently, there was a picture posted of a small child grabbing a Shiba and literally smashing this Shiba’s face up against her own. At the same time, there was an adult behind the Shiba who had her hand on the Shiba’s head. Several people commented that this picture was “sooooo cute”; I, on the other hand, had to restraining myself from screaming, could you have set up a potential biting scenario any better? People might claim, well, there was an adult there supervising (as evidenced by the adult petting the Shiba while the young child was embracing the same dog) but we are talking about the face of the Shiba smashed right up against this small child’s face (the child was age 2 or under). This is not a cute photograph. This is a child who is not being taught (yes, children can learn at a very young age) how to appropriately behave around a dog, this is an adult that doesn’t give a damn (as evidenced by the picture of said cuteness) while the child is moving into a very dangerous situation, and this is a Shiba that if frightened or stressed, has no choice but to resort to the highest level of escape- fight to back out and get away.

Many people have posted about how their Shibas have escaped while being under their control; I am one of those people (Cruise is very adept at squeezing through the smallest of holes and shouting out the cry of Scottish pride “Freedom!”) Many people have posted about being bitten by their Shibas. Many people have posted that their Shiba has “Shibatude” with other dogs or that they can not foster because their dog is not “dog friendly.” Many Shibas are identified as not being cuddlers and as “not good with small children.” Many have stated that their dogs can not go to dog parks not because of other dogs, but because their dog does not play well with others. As Shiba owners, it is well understood that the breed is stand-offish in nature, but assertive when it needs to be or aggressive when it desires to be. They are not dogs that are 100% trustworthy unsupervised, but then, no dog or breed really is.

(Here is where I insert the token disclaimer that while the breed behaves in a general manner, there are exceptions to ever rule regarding Shibas and the general idea of what is a Shiba. So, while there are always exceptions to every rule, it still stands that statistically, shit happens and sometimes a Shiba can be knee deep in it).

When a dog attacks another person’s Shiba, people are very quick to blame the other dog and owner- stating that the dog should be put down, the owners fined and responsible for hospital bills, and legal action taken. For the most part, I agree with this. I do not care if the dog is a Golden Retriever or the people are the kindest elderly family in the city; overall, the rule stands that owners are responsible for the actions of their dogs and that dogs should not be bite. However, it is interesting that the following also happens:

– Individuals posting about letting their Shibas run loose
– Individuals posting about having problems with their Shibas running loose and how to make it a more pleasurable experience
– Individuals posting about their Shiba’s ill-mannered behavior toward other dogs and individuals agreeing “that’s it just their nature,”
– Individuals posting about getting bitten by their dog and justifying the bite- or action taken toward the bite is inconclusive
– Individuals posting about how their Shiba biting their child and how to change this behavior


Every complaint that people have made regarding loose pit bulls rampaging through neighborhoods, have been complaints that people have had about Shibas. And, like the rampaging pit bull, ultimately it is up to the owner to guide and modify the Shibas behavior. But Shiba owners are so quick to forgive their beloved breed of its faults, that they will even donate money to save a Shiba that was proven in a court of law to have bitten and killed an infant- and even blamed the parents for what happened while the dog was obviously an innocent victim.

We are living in a world of contradiction. Pitbulls are vicious mean dogs but if my Shiba shows that behavior, I either need to be “more alpha” or its just Shibatude.


We as Shiba owners are just as responsible for our pets as any other breed. We can not just simply forgive the bad behaviors of our breed or do/encourage behaviors that we call irresponsible by other breed owners when Shibas are notorious for their unpreditable yet intelligent natures. We can’t ask that we train our dogs run loose and then blame other owners when they do the same. We can’t complain when a dog escapes from a yard when ours might do the same. We can’t yell at other owners for ill mannered dogs when we laugh at the antics of our own, and most importantly, we can never accept that biting is an acceptable behavior *and* place our Shibas in situations where its only alternative may be to do just that.

Shibas are an exceptional breed and often the exception to many rules. What works on many dogs as training, does not work on them and while many Shibas may like something, there will always be one or two that will break the rules (perfect example, the cavebed crazy- some like them, some don’t- I am not investing my money until I know that Cruise is 100% in favor of the idea and so far, he has said nothing on the matter). But if we are going to insist that a pit bull be put to sleep for biting, then why do we not insist upon a Shiba being put to sleep for biting? If we are going to hold owners accountable for damages done by a dog, why is it that a community can say, “we will pay to rescue the dog so that the owner can get a boot camp training program”? How is it that we can complain about having loose dogs and then ask for advice on how to have a Shiba run free in the woods or on a walk (the worst dog fight I ever saw happened when two hikers had loose dogs in the woods- and the two loose dogs went right after each other)- and it’s not like Shibas are at all territorial or view the world from a “Mine” perspective (i.e., Mine yard, Mine Street, Mine Woods).

It’s time that we as fanciers, rescuers, and promoters of the breed realize that within the context of what we are posting or doing, we are actually asking for permission or encouraging our dogs to do exactly what we expect other people and dogs for doing. I get mad when at the Vet, they assume that they need a muzzle? Why? Because I believe that first they could and should ask me but more importantly, it means that there are Shibas that they have encountered who required a muzzle- to which I ask, what has the owner and the vet done to make the vet’s office a more positive experience rather than a more restraining, negative one. It’s time that we start stepping forward and realizing that our breed is not perfect, often does have issues of assertion or aggression, and too often, these are ignored- to the danger of the surrounding environment which leaves others to pick up and untrain the dangerous habits. While there is no magic formula on how to make our breed perfect, there are many positive steps: good quality food, calm patient training on the leash, positive exercise and human attention/contact, boundaries, and socialization in non-stressful areas. Most of all, passing on the message and teaching children how to approach and work with dogs who potentially stress out if they have a hang nail or the fur on their tail suddenly feels funny. Let’s make March not just a month of rescue and rehabilitation, but with Old Man Winter leaving, let’s start off this Spring with doing the right thing for our dogs and that is teaching ourselves how to make them better dogs by making the right decisions.


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With the power of my mind, I will impel the cheese off the counter.


Me: What are you thinking?

Tierce: If I took a running leap on top of the counter, I could eat that cheese wrapper.

Me: What?

Tierce: I mean, I would never do such a thing. While you were watching.

Me: Apparently science says that while you have an emotional life, you don’t necessarily think that I do. Or that I am even a thinking being at all, really.

Tierce: You’re writing a conversation with your dog on your dog’s Facebook page.

Me: But what do you think about me as a thinking being?

Tierce: You’re writing a conversation with your dog on your dog’s Facebook page.

Me: You’re just repeating yourself. Are you aware of me as a separate thinking entity?

Tierce: You’re writing- you know what? Fuck this. The answer’s no and can I have that cheese wrapper now.

Me: No! Wrappers are bad for you. Bad!

Tierce: I will now stare intently at the door and growl.

Me: What? What’s there? Tierce? Who’s at the door? Tierce? COME BACK HERE WITH THAT WRAPPER, YOU LITTLE SHIT.